Pubitites

When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.

Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!

Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.

Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.

by Torent September 6, 2009

Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.

I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis

by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010