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Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

Pubic Mustache 

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
Pubic Mustache by INFENT March 21, 2011

pubic-mustache 

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.
Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!
pubic-mustache by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026