See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.
"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!"
(Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"