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p squared (P^2) 

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
p squared (P^2) by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011
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p squared 

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.
p squared by Roxanna Stephens June 18, 2006

P Squared 

A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.
College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
P Squared by GMU Girly Girl March 5, 2008

p squared 

BDS wishes Justin S. had a P^2 so he could bang him.
p squared by Anonymous April 2, 2003

p squared 

Pussy puller, irritating friend that always seems to leave the party with incredible females that you to would also like to leave with
jason: man that girl was incredible last nght
me: jason you are such a P Squared
p squared by Tree tree February 11, 2006

P-Squared 

P squared stands for "Permanently Pmsing". Every month, a girl goes through her period and her behaviour during that time is defined as "P-m-s-ing". This behaviour involves getting mad over small things, being overly emotional, EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY SENSITIVE, exxagerating things to an unbelievable extent, or in other words..just being plain bitchy. P- Squared is when this bitchyness is applied permanent to sumonez personality.
"Omg, that was so P-Squared"
P-Squared by Keenu September 22, 2006
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