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Psionic Sciences

The speculative next step: not just studying psychic phenomena, but engineering them. This involves developing technologies to amplify, focus, or weaponize mental energy. Concepts include psionic amplifiers, telepathic communication headsets, psychotronic generators that influence mood, or PK-based propulsion. It's where psychic research meets hardware design, living in a space between fringe science and military black project fantasy.
Example: "The patent was for a 'psionic resonance modulator'—a device to focus collective intention. The Psionic Sciences startup claimed it could help plants grow or calm crowds. It mostly gave people headaches and made old radios pick up static from three states away."
Psionic Sciences by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Psionic Sciences

The study of mental powers as a form of energy that can be measured, manipulated, and potentially weaponized, bridging the gap between psychic phenomena and something that sounds more scientific. Psionic sciences investigate telekinesis (mind over matter), pyrokinesis (mind over fire, please be careful), and the ever-popular "psionic combat" techniques taught in underground forums by people who have definitely never been in a real fight. The field attracts both earnest seekers and aspiring supervillains, creating a fascinating mix of meditation and megalomania.
Example: "He discovered psionic sciences through an online forum and spent months trying to move a pencil with his mind. He stared at it for hours, visualizing energy flowing from his third eye. The pencil never moved, but he did develop a pretty impressive ability to focus, which he used to... stare at other things."
Psionic Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psionic Social Sciences

The study of how groups of people pursuing psionic development interact, form communities, and establish social norms around abilities that are, at best, unproven. It examines the hierarchy of psionic forums (newbies ask questions, intermediates give confident answers, experts just post cryptic emojis), the phenomenon of "psionic dueling" (two people pretending to fight with mind energy while standing perfectly still), and the complex etiquette of "psionic shielding" (everyone claims to have impenetrable mental defenses, yet everyone also claims to feel everyone else's energy).
Example: "A psionic social sciences study observed an online community where members regularly reported 'psionic attacks' from rival groups. The researchers noted that these attacks always coincided with disagreements about forum rules, suggesting that psionic warfare was indistinguishable from regular internet drama, just with more talk about 'energetic boundaries.'"
Psionic Social Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026