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Psionic Sciences

The speculative next step: not just studying psychic phenomena, but engineering them. This involves developing technologies to amplify, focus, or weaponize mental energy. Concepts include psionic amplifiers, telepathic communication headsets, psychotronic generators that influence mood, or PK-based propulsion. It's where psychic research meets hardware design, living in a space between fringe science and military black project fantasy.
Example: "The patent was for a 'psionic resonance modulator'—a device to focus collective intention. The Psionic Sciences startup claimed it could help plants grow or calm crowds. It mostly gave people headaches and made old radios pick up static from three states away."
Psionic Sciences by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Psionic Sciences

The study of mental powers as a form of energy that can be measured, manipulated, and potentially weaponized, bridging the gap between psychic phenomena and something that sounds more scientific. Psionic sciences investigate telekinesis (mind over matter), pyrokinesis (mind over fire, please be careful), and the ever-popular "psionic combat" techniques taught in underground forums by people who have definitely never been in a real fight. The field attracts both earnest seekers and aspiring supervillains, creating a fascinating mix of meditation and megalomania.
Example: "He discovered psionic sciences through an online forum and spent months trying to move a pencil with his mind. He stared at it for hours, visualizing energy flowing from his third eye. The pencil never moved, but he did develop a pretty impressive ability to focus, which he used to... stare at other things."
Psionic Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psionic Social Sciences

The study of how groups of people pursuing psionic development interact, form communities, and establish social norms around abilities that are, at best, unproven. It examines the hierarchy of psionic forums (newbies ask questions, intermediates give confident answers, experts just post cryptic emojis), the phenomenon of "psionic dueling" (two people pretending to fight with mind energy while standing perfectly still), and the complex etiquette of "psionic shielding" (everyone claims to have impenetrable mental defenses, yet everyone also claims to feel everyone else's energy).
Example: "A psionic social sciences study observed an online community where members regularly reported 'psionic attacks' from rival groups. The researchers noted that these attacks always coincided with disagreements about forum rules, suggesting that psionic warfare was indistinguishable from regular internet drama, just with more talk about 'energetic boundaries.'"
Psionic Social Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026