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Psionic Sciences

The speculative next step: not just studying psychic phenomena, but engineering them. This involves developing technologies to amplify, focus, or weaponize mental energy. Concepts include psionic amplifiers, telepathic communication headsets, psychotronic generators that influence mood, or PK-based propulsion. It's where psychic research meets hardware design, living in a space between fringe science and military black project fantasy.
Example: "The patent was for a 'psionic resonance modulator'—a device to focus collective intention. The Psionic Sciences startup claimed it could help plants grow or calm crowds. It mostly gave people headaches and made old radios pick up static from three states away."
Psionic Sciences by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Psionic Sciences

The study of mental powers as a form of energy that can be measured, manipulated, and potentially weaponized, bridging the gap between psychic phenomena and something that sounds more scientific. Psionic sciences investigate telekinesis (mind over matter), pyrokinesis (mind over fire, please be careful), and the ever-popular "psionic combat" techniques taught in underground forums by people who have definitely never been in a real fight. The field attracts both earnest seekers and aspiring supervillains, creating a fascinating mix of meditation and megalomania.
Example: "He discovered psionic sciences through an online forum and spent months trying to move a pencil with his mind. He stared at it for hours, visualizing energy flowing from his third eye. The pencil never moved, but he did develop a pretty impressive ability to focus, which he used to... stare at other things."
Psionic Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psionic Social Sciences

The study of how groups of people pursuing psionic development interact, form communities, and establish social norms around abilities that are, at best, unproven. It examines the hierarchy of psionic forums (newbies ask questions, intermediates give confident answers, experts just post cryptic emojis), the phenomenon of "psionic dueling" (two people pretending to fight with mind energy while standing perfectly still), and the complex etiquette of "psionic shielding" (everyone claims to have impenetrable mental defenses, yet everyone also claims to feel everyone else's energy).
Example: "A psionic social sciences study observed an online community where members regularly reported 'psionic attacks' from rival groups. The researchers noted that these attacks always coincided with disagreements about forum rules, suggesting that psionic warfare was indistinguishable from regular internet drama, just with more talk about 'energetic boundaries.'"
Psionic Social Sciences by Nammugal February 14, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026