A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Pseudo-fart mug.A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
by Yona hex July 10, 2012
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A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.
Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009
Get the Pseudofact mug.Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.
Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread
Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!
Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!
by starsheepie August 11, 2014
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Artsy = connected to art
So it is anything, what's trying to look like art.
If a girl posts a photo of her "organized" study space with a burning candle or a small cactus, it's usually just pseudoartsy, because let's face it, it will never be a valued piece of art, because there are plenty of similar photos on this site.
Or a photo of alcohol and burned cigarettes might bear a very deep meaning according to the photographer, but in reality it's just another photo on of alcohol and cigarettes on Tumblr.
Artsy = connected to art
So it is anything, what's trying to look like art.
If a girl posts a photo of her "organized" study space with a burning candle or a small cactus, it's usually just pseudoartsy, because let's face it, it will never be a valued piece of art, because there are plenty of similar photos on this site.
Or a photo of alcohol and burned cigarettes might bear a very deep meaning according to the photographer, but in reality it's just another photo on of alcohol and cigarettes on Tumblr.
Oh, look, Meghan is posting her pseudoartsy study pics again. I guess she's procrastinating from studying for our math test tomorrow, look at her colourful notes!
by Captain Moroni February 5, 2017
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