Pseudo-fart 

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

Pseudo-fart by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people

The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.

Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012

Pseudofact 

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.

Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.

Pseudofact by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009

pseudopartner

Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.

Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread

Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!

pseudopartner by starsheepie August 11, 2014

Pseudoartsy 

Pseudo = "wannabe" , trying to look like
Artsy = connected to art

So it is anything, what's trying to look like art.

If a girl posts a photo of her "organized" study space with a burning candle or a small cactus, it's usually just pseudoartsy, because let's face it, it will never be a valued piece of art, because there are plenty of similar photos on this site.

Or a photo of alcohol and burned cigarettes might bear a very deep meaning according to the photographer, but in reality it's just another photo on of alcohol and cigarettes on Tumblr.

Oh, look, Meghan is posting her pseudoartsy study pics again. I guess she's procrastinating from studying for our math test tomorrow, look at her colourful notes!

Pseudoartsy by Captain Moroni February 5, 2017

Pseudofaith 

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

Pseudofaith by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

pseudofactualism

Pseudofactualism is the counterfeit religion of a disordered age: a system in which half-truths, lies, selective evidence, institutional decay, and charismatic media figures produce fact-like narratives for people too spiritually hungry, intellectually untrained, or morally exhausted to test them. In the absence of reverence for truth, society does not become rational; it creates new prophets, new dogmas, and new rituals of belief.

01. The pandemic became an empire of pseudofactualism: forbidden questions later became admitted possibilities, while those who asked them too early were branded dangerous, threatened professionally, or economically punished — even as favored violators of the rules were excused.

02. Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, the reaction to him exposed American pseudofactualism: entire media ecosystems turned partial facts, selective leaks, and tribal emotion into rival scriptures.

03. The term ChiCom is historically documented U.S. government shorthand for Chinese Communist, used to distinguish the CCP regime from Chinese people generally. To rebrand that distinction as racism is pseudofactualism: it protects the regime by confusing criticism of communist power with hostility toward the very Chinese people who have been among its first and greatest victims.

04. The collapse of public-safety language became another example of pseudofactualism: policies that weakened enforcement were described as compassion, disorder was renamed equity, and the predictable harm to ordinary citizens was treated as an inconvenient detail rather than a fact.

05. Iraq showed how pseudofactualism can move a nation to war: uncertain intelligence became public certainty, dissent was treated as weakness or disloyalty, and the machinery of government and media converted possibility into supposed fact.

pseudofactualism by a2hdesign May 18, 2026