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Provolone
Provolone by Lol Lohugubjbyvjbgvjnhnhbjn July 12, 2018
provolone
a description of an asianese/french person describing their obvious lack of knowledge and smell. synonymous with bucket
provolone by 3rd period french October 11, 2005
Provolone Beat Down
(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.
The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.
Provolone Beat Down by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009
provolone into swiss
Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*
provolone into swiss by taheehee014 July 20, 2019
Provolone sausage
A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
Provolone sausage by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021
Danny Provolone
One of the players who was on the field in 1986 during a confrontational match between the Exton Massacrers and the Goshen Bears. During that match, newcomer Kelly Goosecock kicked a 75 yard field goal.
Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.
Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.
Danny Provolone by George Potamkin October 29, 2011
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