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not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Poundstretcher 

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!
I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.
Poundstretcher by kingmustard January 26, 2005

prudestitute 

1: A highly prude girl who dresses in a provacative way.
2: (Derivative/Interpretational Meaning) A person who combines any aspects of being both prude and a whore, usually being, at some point, a prick tease.

Coined by a Class-of-2000 (Originally Class of 1999...) Student at Westbrook, CT High School
Man, I wish that prudestitute wouldn't keep wearing halter tops, it must be killing her boyfriend.
prudestitute by Overand October 25, 2004
A term used to describe a competition where one team or side is beating the other severely.
Football game score: 63-8 (Dude this is a poundfest)

Baseball game score: 15-1 (This is a total poundfest)

Soccer game score: 6-1 (Wow, what a poundfest)

Volleyball game score 22-3 (What a poundfest)
poundfest by blue seduction 13 September 6, 2011
A term used to describe any type of competition where one team or side is beating the other very badly.
Football game:

Team A: 63 points

Team B: 7 points

1st guy to 2nd guy- Dude this is a "poundfest".

2nd guy to 1st guy- Yea we're raping them.
poundfest by blue seduction 13 September 5, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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