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not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Poundstretcher 

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!
I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.
Poundstretcher by kingmustard January 26, 2005

prudestitute 

1: A highly prude girl who dresses in a provacative way.
2: (Derivative/Interpretational Meaning) A person who combines any aspects of being both prude and a whore, usually being, at some point, a prick tease.

Coined by a Class-of-2000 (Originally Class of 1999...) Student at Westbrook, CT High School
Man, I wish that prudestitute wouldn't keep wearing halter tops, it must be killing her boyfriend.
prudestitute by Overand October 25, 2004
A term used to describe a competition where one team or side is beating the other severely.
Football game score: 63-8 (Dude this is a poundfest)

Baseball game score: 15-1 (This is a total poundfest)

Soccer game score: 6-1 (Wow, what a poundfest)

Volleyball game score 22-3 (What a poundfest)
poundfest by blue seduction 13 September 6, 2011
A term used to describe any type of competition where one team or side is beating the other very badly.
Football game:

Team A: 63 points

Team B: 7 points

1st guy to 2nd guy- Dude this is a "poundfest".

2nd guy to 1st guy- Yea we're raping them.
poundfest by blue seduction 13 September 5, 2011