Protobean 

The cutest creature on earth created by a certain Las Vegas-based company.

It took a month to arrive but its finally here, the boi himself, the protobean!!!

Protobean by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022

PintoBean2003

Help them. They've been trapped in the Urban Dictionary since March 03, 2020. We need to gather a search party.

A: We need to help PintoBean2003!
B: But how? We don't even know who they are.
A: It doesn't matter, we still have to!!

PintoBean2003 by tommygobrrrrr May 5, 2021

pintobean2003

The person stuck in Urban Dictionary who no one can actually help :/

Person one : I searched ‘ Help ‘ in the Urban Dictionary

Person Two : really ? What came up ? Lmao

Person one : Seems like a cry for help from a user called PintoBean2003 ..

Person two : Yeah we can’t help them .

pintobean2003 by MizukoAHopeBagel July 19, 2020

PintoBean2003

PintoBean2003 need our help, someone said send a search party, we need to gather more people for it. wait… we haven’t heard from them… what if theyve evaporated into the air… Somebody MUST find them!

Randomer 1: dude search help up for me that guy needs it.

Randomer 2: okay *searches up help in urban dictionary*

Also Randomer 2: wait… PintoBean2003 has been trapped for a year in a website…

Randomer 1: SH- okay wait you used urban dictionary?

PintoBean2003 by CheryEclipse August 16, 2021

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

Protogent 

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

protoman 

The first sucessful creation of Dr. Light and Dr. Wily in their researching of robotics. Soon after, Wily stole much of their findings and began a campaign to rule the world. Though Megaman stands mostly in Wily's way, Protoman also lends a hand every now and then when his 'brother' is in trouble.

Protoman is known for his dark sunglasses and yellow scarf. He also announces his presence by whistling his theme song. An imperfection in his neural network was later discovered by Dr. Light that gave Protoman a unique free will, but it would also run down his systems and cause irreparable damage over time. Protoman chose to leave the glitch unperfected, and lives his days how he wishes, and probably solitary.

*NOTE: Protoman's original name (in Japan) is Blues.

"Protoman come when he's needed."

protoman by Synchro September 14, 2003