Progasmic 

Pro Proness Protastic Protasm

Something that is so pro thats its rated like an orgasm.
but has the salad fingers flava to it cause "orgasmic" was such a good word

example 1

bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"

butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"

example 2

nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"

afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"

Progasmic by Amanda King March 21, 2008

Progastinator 

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

Protastic 

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.

"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"

Protastic by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Protastic 

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

Protastic by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Progastinating by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021

progasm 

Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.

Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.

progasm by CaptainEntendre May 15, 2006