Prosecutie

A prosecutie is a nickname for a cute prosecutor, like Miles Edgeowrth from the Ace Attorney series.

"Ugh, Edgeworth is such a prosecutie, I want to spend my whole day with him!"

by JGLP July 5, 2017

Prosecutie

A cute or attractive female prosecutor. An attractive woman who works as a district attorney.

Out tonight with some prosecuties!!

by Jambbbb May 15, 2018

prosecutie

An attractive female who is below the age of consent, but definitely asking for it.

That Emma Watson may be a prosecutie, but she'd be worth the 15-20 hard time.

by likelyculprit May 24, 2007

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019

butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.

Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/

by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013

Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.

- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.

by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012

county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.

Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.

by 4thidco December 30, 2011