Propsicle

a dildo, vibrator, or any other device intended for sexual arousal resembling the male phallus.

Jane: Isn't it sexually frustrating not having a boyfriend?
Betty: No way, Jane... I just romp it out with my propsicle.

by T-Money sez your mom's a bitch September 11, 2009

Propsicle

A Trump supporter who is left stranded out in the freezing cold after a rally.

The propsicles became very concerned and started rethinking their life decisions as they hastily set a pile of MAGA hats on fire for warmth.

by Beards4RBG October 28, 2020

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Dr. Popsicle

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Poopcicle

A fragment of fecal matter that has surpassed the anus, but failed to unfasten.

Dude, that was such a viscous poopcicle. It just wouldn't let go.

by DrHuus May 11, 2014

Rat popsicle

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011