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Prooratory by Block28 February 2, 2023
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Poogatory 

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.
Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"
Poogatory by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

Poorgatory 

That period when you've spent all the money from your last paycheck and are waiting for the next one to come; when you can't do or buy anything
Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.

Mark: Dang
Poorgatory by partypooper69 May 26, 2014

St.Michael's Prepratory School 

A Catholic all boys prep school in Silverado Calfornia were the food sucks and is run by gay priests who molest the students in the middle of the hills away from the real world were students suffer the anger of God almost as bad as a concentration camp and unsuspecting parents think this is a good choice for there sons little do they know that they will be fucked up for life by the school its self by taking the boys lives and virginity as they know it
Mom: Son were sending you to "St.Michael's Prepratory School"
Son: No! Thats the school wear priest molest you and you turn into a priest.
Mom: Don't believe the rumors
Son: ok look at Fr.Gabriel

poopatory 

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.
Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.
poopatory by Jack burton May 9, 2016

Poogatory 

The state of having an impending shit, but being stuck in the have to/don't have to state.
"coach wants me to run laps but I can't because I'm in poogatory and might accident launch a sewer pickle."
Poogatory by Snakeplizzken September 18, 2019

Poogatory 

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.
I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.
Poogatory by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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