A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 23, 2019
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