2 definitions by FattyTuna
A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 24, 2019
When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.
Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..
Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!
Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!
by FattyTuna April 26, 2018