Progesterone 

Bio chemicals released by femal mamals when on there menstral cycal. The chemicals excite the oposite sex and are mainly what cause rapeings by weakminders.

I have been laying men by the dozens since I started my Progesterone cycle.

Progesterone by JKD February 24, 2003

proposterone 

Proposterous amounts of testosterone

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone

proposterone by JamesOlson February 1, 2008

Brogesterone 

(noun) - a steroid hormone released by the mans deferens, during periods of intimate bromanship, that facilitates the engrossing of the corpus cavernosum resulting in a broner.

Mark and Todd spent Sunday afternoon together at the football game, and as the afternoon progressed, with both sharing pleasantries and enjoying a few alcoholic beverages, their levels of brogesterone steadily increased.

Brogesterone by kropwniski May 24, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012