Profarell

A senior professor who watches others doing lab work, hands clasped behind their back, offering occasional unsolicited advice.

Inspired by umarell, the Bolognese term for a pensioner who watches construction sites and offers unsolicited advice to the workers.

Prof. Jones hasn’t held a pipette since 1998, but he’s still our most dedicated profarell.

Profarell by Prof-Funguy October 22, 2026

Profellate 

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

Profellate by Roger Houston April 20, 2010

Poparelli 

The member of the crew whom is blockheaded and wears a specific style of clothing; usually the greasy whopp look which contains: Hair Geld and in a fine combed slick all the way back; Hawaiian shirt;leather jacket; cargo pants; work boots. Also the Poparelli will speak in his or her own made up language with wording like: get out in here; shwiggity bwutts (Ciggarettes); obsessove use of the word AIN'T; using the word delicious as an adjective to everything, ie Delicious store, Delicious shwiggity bwutts, Delisious jerry's car, etc. The Poparelli is very hard to convince and is often going to disagree for the sake of disagreeing often with no point at all. the need to punch the Poparelli will be great, but one must refrain from striking the Poparelli for when your are in the need for a ciggarette the Poparelli will be sure to bitch and moan but still end up handing at least 6 over over the course of a night.

Poparelli gimmie a smoke! "awe man dems my shwiggity bwutts." Jesus Poparelli will you just listen to what im saying, "I AINT DOIN NUTTIN!" Hey Poparelli your a goomba, "I Ain't a goomba, il ltell you what tho im gettin in Delicious jerry's car and goin to the Delisious store to get some Delicious Shwiggity Bwutts"

Poparelli by StevofrmLDN April 26, 2006

Profellator 

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

Profellator by Andoon July 23, 2014