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profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.
I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.
profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

Profinate 

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.
I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.
Profinate by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

Profanitation 

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
Profanitation by Alyxandr December 28, 2011

Profanited 

The act of using profanity. (Verb)
"*******!!!" She profanited, fading in and out of the known consciousness.

profanahater 

A person who hates or rejects those who are profane. According to the teachings of dualism, this person would likely be someone who is considered ideal.
Adam: I got a B today on my poetry project.
Janyce: GEEZ! You're so profane!
Adam: Danggg, stop being a profanahater!
profanahater by asexycoconut April 22, 2009

Projaginate

To move in a jerky, heavy and mechanical fashion - as if heavy machinery moving up a hill. To lumber and slide with excess power but minimal momentum due to weight in an upwards direction. To lumber and to heave under duress in an an upward incline.
The heavy machine projaginated up the steep hill, it's heavy diesel engines labouring under the force of gravity working against its heavy frame.
Projaginate by Espadrill July 9, 2026