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procrastostalking 

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.
Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.

Procrastislacking

A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.
E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"

Procrastisnacking 

Snacking on avoidance of other more important tasks.
I have a paper due in 1 hour, but I'm procrastisnacking instead.