Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

by Poopwords January 8, 2019