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Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.
I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)
by Poopwords January 8, 2019
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Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.
I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.
by Poopwords January 8, 2019
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procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
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procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
by donottouchthat February 5, 2013
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procrasticleaning

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."
I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.
by jspot January 5, 2009
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procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.
by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011
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procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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