proctonomics 

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

proctonomics by OCH October 15, 2012

Potconomics 

Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.

Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”

Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”

Potconomics by Wolfany September 19, 2021