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Pro Smash Bros Player 

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.
John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.
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Pro Smash Bros. Player 

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.