Upon a man's release from
jail/prison and he has not trimmed his
pubes the entire time he was locked up you
will note excessive and horribly
long/
thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of
pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it
may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck,
face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.
ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my
kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that
prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of
pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.
BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.
