The Princess and The Pea

A sexual position in which the female lies on a bed, masturbating so profusely that the mattress bounces up and down, while the male lies under the bed with the tip of his erect member against the mattress. This continues until both parties climax.

"Helga and I did the Princess and the Pea the other night, and when we were done, we started the Red Riding Hood."

by Captain Hats October 30, 2017

Princess Pea

Used in a derogatory slang way:

A woman who spends too much money on perfume & glamour gloss!

You are just a princess pea today, I can smell you from a mile away!

by Reallybadgenius June 17, 2022

Princess and the pea

Very particular about where you sleep

I am a princess and the pea, I can't sleep on this hard mattress.

by Sunflower 45 July 09, 2023

Princess and the pea

When the girl puts a pillow on your face and you have to make her cum before you suffocate

Brad died while we tried doing the princess and the pea. I was right at the edge too.

by Alana Riverwood September 16, 2025