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The Princess and The Pea 

A sexual position in which the female lies on a bed, masturbating so profusely that the mattress bounces up and down, while the male lies under the bed with the tip of his erect member against the mattress. This continues until both parties climax.
"Helga and I did the Princess and the Pea the other night, and when we were done, we started the Red Riding Hood."

Princess and the pea

Very particular about where you sleep
I am a princess and the pea, I can't sleep on this hard mattress.

Princess and the pea

When the girl puts a pillow on your face and you have to make her cum before you suffocate
Brad died while we tried doing the princess and the pea. I was right at the edge too.

Princess Peach

Someone who seems to perpetually be in another castle.
Sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
Princess Peach by Paco I am still October 22, 2003

princess peach

a princess who lives in the mushroomkingdom. she is often (and i mean really often) getting kipnaped by mainly bowser, or occasionly a whole new character, meaning mario has to rescue her again.
you'll never get princess peach!
im sorry, but the princess is in another castle.
princess peach by peachgirl January 12, 2012

Princess Peach

A female that won't give it up to a guy that has constantly done things for her over the years
That chick is a princess peach. I don't know why you keep doing things for her
Princess Peach by Eargasm_Eso July 18, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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