Prince of flowers

Prince of flowers is a title given to a person who is seen as delicate and kind, I've met a guy who I believe deserves such a title.
He is the most kindest and smartest guy in all the land, with the softest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is as gentle and delicate as a flower and as royal and beloved as any king. He is loyal and wise, caring and loving, words can not describe his presence, the Prince of flowers is someone really hard to find, I'm lucky enough to even have met him let alone call him friend, he has been there for me through thick and thin, rain or shine and he'll always be mine. Never once has the Prince of flowers let me down, when I was at my lowest it was him who lent me a hand, I've never felt happier.

However he is also a bit mischievous and a bit of a perv but all in all a sweetheart, he can get even the saddest of people to crack a smile or giggle, not even a person with a heart of stone could keep a straight face around him. Though the Prince himself so dignified barely smiles, well until now.
He has soft neat hair, beautiful eyes, a few freckles and his food of choice, stew.
This man is the definition of perfect.
He is also quite fond of space, and though so perfect, the Prince too is human and makes mistakes but makes it special is that he acknowledges it and takes responsibility, when he makes a mistake he apologies and owns up to it.

I love you my Prince of flowers and I always will, nothing in this world could keep us apart <3

Person1: omg this guy is the sweetest most kindest I love him so muchhdjdksnd
Person2: sooo a Prince of flowers?

Prince of flowers by Little bird <3 April 29, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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