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Prime Moments Giuseppe 

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo
Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Merchant
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant
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