Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life

Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life

by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018

Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"

by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007