Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"