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Prian
Prian is a nice kind and generous person who has a big heart, Prians are tall and big and are amazing in bed
Prian by hashish53456234 November 23, 2021
Giorno's Piano
bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death
Giorno's Piano by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019
12 inch pianist
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014
pianoing
the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.
pianoing by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003
Piano Bar
A small pub/piano bar in Tel Aviv (I will not state the street address, because you really don't wanna go there).
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.
Sivan: Congratulations! I heard you won the Chess tournament at the Piano Bar :)
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!
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