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(Noun): something you do for yourself (or give or allow yourself) now for something you're going to do later. essentially, it is the outcome that happens before an event takes place.

(Verb): the act of presenting yourself with and partaking of a preward
(noun): The preward of that line of coke before Jake finished his assignment was a tad excessive

(verb): I prewarded myself with the large half and half pizza tonight as I promised I'd mow the lawn this weekend
Preward by Ian Row October 8, 2010
You often try to set up rewards for yourself, so that you have something to look forward to while doing tedious work.
However, much more often, you end up using up these rewards without even having started working.
- I wanted to reward myself with a nice bath and reading a book after having learnt for school. But somehow the bath and book were finished before I even opened my school bag. I reckon I prewarded myself.
preward by relevant man April 14, 2008

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.
pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003
A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents
Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded
pretard by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Preworduction 

pree-wor-duction
The feeling someone gets when they wish they had said something differently in a previous situation because what had been said at that moment did not end with good results.
Guy: Damn that chick rejected me hardcore, i wish I had not mentioned I was bisexual. If only preworduction was possible.
Preworduction by Mroue33 November 4, 2011
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
pretard by J. Walt December 12, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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