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term for someone or something that was at their prime before going downhill
thanks to her jennie craig gig, kirstie alley is rapidly approaching her pre-war appearance!
she's starting to look pretty sweet again i gotta say.....
pre-war by bungalow bill January 14, 2006
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Pre War Forensics 

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
Pre War Forensics by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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pre-Star Wars 

Any event that happened before May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
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Tom : Pre-Star Wars in 1975.
pre-Star Wars by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008
A reward in advance of an action. A pre-reward.
I am prewarding myself with a nice lunch before a busy afternoon at work
Preward by JoeDurSalis December 9, 2010
(Noun): something you do for yourself (or give or allow yourself) now for something you're going to do later. essentially, it is the outcome that happens before an event takes place.

(Verb): the act of presenting yourself with and partaking of a preward
(noun): The preward of that line of coke before Jake finished his assignment was a tad excessive

(verb): I prewarded myself with the large half and half pizza tonight as I promised I'd mow the lawn this weekend
Preward by Ian Row October 8, 2010
Built before a war or something that was made before a war. Also years before a war
“The Prewar years
prewar by Kayla12355 October 10, 2018
You often try to set up rewards for yourself, so that you have something to look forward to while doing tedious work.
However, much more often, you end up using up these rewards without even having started working.
- I wanted to reward myself with a nice bath and reading a book after having learnt for school. But somehow the bath and book were finished before I even opened my school bag. I reckon I prewarded myself.
preward by relevant man April 14, 2008
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