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Pressexual

having sexual attraction to presidents exclusively
john: that one chick is probably a pressexual
Pressexual by basedape March 2, 2022
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prodsexual 

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual
prodsexual by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021
If you give a person pie they will get sexual
Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.

peesexual 

someone who is attracted to other pee
Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb
peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021
A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.
Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual
Pensexual by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009

PerenSexual

PerenSexual is a term used for Dungeons and Dragons players who REALLY need to sleep with the local Drow Elf.
Can also refer to multiple people at once.
Fuck Peren, all my homies wanna fuck Peren. -Local Fox Warlock
We are all PerenSexual now -Also the Local Fox Warlock
PerenSexual by MikeOxen69 March 21, 2022
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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