Presora

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A term explained in Advice For 20 Year Olds | Smosh Mouth 146. "hooking up with somebody, and like, you're kind of staring into the ceiling, like, you're so not there. You're like, this is just like bad. And I'm like not connected to this.
And I'm kind of just like, breaking the fourth wall with some like fake audience or whatever. We used to call that presora."

"How did it go with that guy from the bar?"
"Presora"

Presora by just.carter June 7, 2026

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presomale

Persona avente turbe personali, la quale proietta il malessere interiore sul modo circostante.
Può essere percepita quale depressa, triste, delusa, o simili.

L'esatto opposto di presobene

-Perché Antonio ha smesso di farsi la doccia da giorni?
-Sta presomale zio

presomale by DingoSquad March 10, 2015

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Presora • Prestraint • pregoramus • Presoaked • presomale • prestrand • Los Presocraticos • prego-raging • prep-o-rama • Pre-scran-scran

prestrand

Defined by The Mental Overload Show podcast as 3 or more guys start a slow jack in separate parts of a room to build up significant precum. Then they all meet in the center of the room, pressing their mushroom heads together, and when they walk backward slowly a spider web like strand of precum is created. Hence the name Prestrand.

Hey Guys, let's make a Prestrand to celebrate the end of the semester!

prestrand by MOShowJay March 14, 2018

pregoramus

A term of endearment for your wife, gf or honey when she gets big and pregnant

Ex. Come here my sexy little pregoramus!

pregoramus by Pregoramus June 25, 2016

Prestraint

Feeling really proud about something but restraining yourself from bragging to your peers.

My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint so I wouldn't intimidate other parents and children.

Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Prestraint

Feeling really proud but having to restrain yourself.

My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint to not intimidate other parents and children.

Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Presoaked

The feeling of being turned on and getting wet, but not actually having an orgasm, and then you just go on with your day.

Aka "moist but not toasted"? That's when shes gets all hot and horned, with things getting a bit slippery down there, but she is denied the big O. Then, she’s begs!

Looks like Ariadna's boyfriend sent her home presoaked, probably from rain or maybe a splash fight.

Presoaked by SwolePoleDad August 8, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026