Presentitute

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A person who gives flashy, overhyped presentations purely for personal gain, attention, or profit — often without substance, sincerity, or shame. Will sell out their ideas, values, or coworkers for applause, likes, or a free conference badge.

Friend #1: “Did you see Karen’s ‘thought leadership’ deck at the all-hands?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, it was 40 slides of AI buzzwords and fake humility. She’s a total presentitute.”

Presentitute by KeynoteKilla July 16, 2025

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presstitute

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).

The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.

presstitute by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012

Related Words

Presentitute • presstitute • Prestitute • prosetitute

Prestitute

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.

Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.

Prestitute by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013

Presstitutes

Journalist who are paid to malign image of a person or a country.

The Presstitutes would go to any extent to disregard an effort of Narendra Modi

Presstitutes by Riddler1811 January 29, 2016

Prestitute

An noun, referring to a person in power who "sells out" for some personal gain, betraying his/her supposed ideals. See sellout.

Michael: "Man, can you believe what Dean Thorpe did? He just just cancelled the Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless so he could buy his very own Lotus Elise!"

Steven: "Really? What a prestitute."

Prestitute by solidlennon7 November 19, 2009

Prestitute

Synonym for paid media. (Eg. NDTV and CNN-IBN in India)

NDTV news channel in India, is a run by prestitutes like Barkha Dutt.

Prestitute by greg_ryan July 11, 2016

Presstitute

One who "screws" the general public by intentionally sumbitting false or mis-leading information to the Press. Esp. for politicians and news folks.

Our congressperson really presstituted themselves with that interview.
or
That politician is a known presstitute.

Presstitute by Tripod SRQ February 18, 2009

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026