Premoh 

A person who has the power to ejaculate up to at least 5 meters.

Jack: I can go up to 3 meters, how far can you go?
Frostic About Premoh.

Premoh by Alex Mayeroni June 25, 2018

premoonstrual 

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.

"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."

premoonstrual by moonchild and littlewing April 23, 2014

premostake 

1. An acronym like combination of words used to categorize a complicated persona- PRep EMO gangSTA fAKE
(not defined as a wannabe)

2. A being who listens to rap/rock/techno, wears the occasional Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, but shops at Pac Sun, Zumiez, and HotTopic. Plays the guitar. Isn't phased by them ghetto people, and may even speak ghetto.
(combinations may vary, as long as the for categoric labels are worked in somehow)

"We're damn fine Premostakes"

"Alex is the newest member of the Premostake clan"

premostake by KaMike November 18, 2006

premorse 

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

premorse by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

promohomo 

The fellas who hang around promo girls lifting boxes of lame promo stuff and driving promo vans or Smart cars. Often wearing sawn-off t-shirts and really bad sunglasses.

Attention meddling promohomo! Put the box of fridge magnets down and get out of the way! I am trying to leer at promo girls!

promohomo by Bugle December 12, 2008

premolition 

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

premolition by flyingdog December 30, 2009

premonition 

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

premonition by max September 17, 2004