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Premature Textaculation 

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008

premature textaculation 

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
premature textaculation by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

Premature Textjaculation 

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."