The act of committing to a relationship of any kind and continuously dissmissing saidrelationship when brought up in conversation.
You-omg bestie
Bestie-yes?
You-i have to go ok take .y bag to class please?
Bestie-yeah sure.
You-thanks. Bye guys.
*When your gone Bestie-she's not my bestie okay? She just thinks that okay?
*Bestie leaves
Friend 1- she is so perlacious !
Friend 2-i know right? Ugh.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'