When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".
An anti-social goon, seriously lacking in any form of social skills. Commonly associated with "shladish" behaviour (see shlad). Often will make weak excuses to not go out with the lads, such as "I have an assignment to hand in tomorrow" - when of course they don't. In addition, well know for putting girlfriend before mates. All round - wet individual.
A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.