The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.
Thanks to Pre-MEK, my super short sex doesn't make my unfourtionate date doesn't get too mad.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'