Prayer Meeting 

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

Prayer Meeting by Scrodom July 7, 2018

Prayer Meeting 

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

Prayer Meeting by JBaloni February 4, 2010

Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.

The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!

Quaker Prayer Meeting by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007