Pragfag
Short for pragmatic faggot, meaning someone running for an official position or seeks to gain public support by being unprincipled and pandering to the audience to achieve their desired outcome.
Progfag
A person who listens exclusively or almost exclusively to progressive music, including progressive rock and progressive metal. Often spotted wearing space-themed or geometric band tees while drumming odd time signatures on their lap.
John: I just got back from that Animals As Leaders concert! It was amazing! Now i'm gonna go home and listen to some Dream Theater and Rush. I can't wait to headbang some 13/8 rhythms.
Bob: Wow, John, I didn't know music fans got that pretentious! Get out of here, you stupid progfag.
Bob: Wow, John, I didn't know music fans got that pretentious! Get out of here, you stupid progfag.
Progfag by GIMMMMMETHEMCHUCKYLARMS February 25, 2013
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Pragnaggler
A pragnaggler is someone who you find very obnoxious and rude. This person is usually pregnant with a bisexual baby. Most pragnagglers enjoy anal sex on the weekends and being skullfucked on the weekdays.
Pragnaggler by fartbagmcdonalds March 8, 2023
Pragmaggot
1. A derogative term towards Pragmatists or an Individual expressing a certain Pragmatist view.
2. A derogative term used to define an Individual as someone leeching onto Praxis, History, or "Reality", typically when it may be irrelevant like in a topic relating to Theory.
2. A derogative term used to define an Individual as someone leeching onto Praxis, History, or "Reality", typically when it may be irrelevant like in a topic relating to Theory.
1. I'm done with Pragmaggots. they literally have no values, they just stick to what's out there.
2. He can't go one second without bringing up Praxis when the topic is Theory, he's a Pragmaggot.
2. He can't go one second without bringing up Praxis when the topic is Theory, he's a Pragmaggot.
Pragmaggot by MaskedFennec October 7, 2025
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