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A person who listens exclusively or almost exclusively to progressive music, including progressive rock and progressive metal. Often spotted wearing space-themed or geometric band tees while drumming odd time signatures on their lap.
John: I just got back from that Animals As Leaders concert! It was amazing! Now i'm gonna go home and listen to some Dream Theater and Rush. I can't wait to headbang some 13/8 rhythms.

Bob: Wow, John, I didn't know music fans got that pretentious! Get out of here, you stupid progfag.
Progfag by GIMMMMMETHEMCHUCKYLARMS February 25, 2013

ProgFapping 

The act of fapping at an unusual speed, stopping off and on and changing the fap tempo as you go. Also is referred to from FapFap Revolution as the action of playing FapFap Revolution to a progressive song.
1. Playing FapFap Revolution to a prog rock song, such as "YYZ" by Rush.

2. "Sex was weird for the first time after getting used to ProgFapping. My girlfriend thought I had tourettes or something."
ProgFapping by Werkshop April 6, 2010
Related Words

Profagonist 

Profag for short, a horribly written protagonist in a manga/anime.
Kirito is such a profagonist.

profaginis 

wow eliza is such a profaginis
profaginis by Squid ward2 April 3, 2017

profaganda 

Propaganda that supports fag causes.
Better known examples of profaganda include children's television shows such as: Teletubies, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
profaganda by triangularynx November 8, 2011
Used in online games to describe a player that thinks they are a pro, but in reality they are just a fag. Mainly for First person shooter games, all players that whinge every time they are killed, if they lag, if they think someone is hacking but they aren't, etc.
<CLAN>Profag: BS I SHOT YOU
Good player: you hit me once.
(Profag gets killed again)
<CLAN>Profag:FUCKING LAG this host is shit
Good player:clearly a Profag.
Profag by Rozie_3 January 27, 2010
Any professional gamer that's way too good at a video game.

Usually they know that they are good and are complete assholes about it. Also if you are playing with them they'll get mad at you for doing something wrong on the game.
Fuck I just got killed by an entire squad of Profags. There's no way we can beat them!
Profag by Skydude HD December 27, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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