Praddle
'you praddle Beckham'
Praddle by Ohforfu... September 23, 2003
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paddle hawk
paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011
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Ass Waddling Paddle Master
1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
Up shit creek without a paddle
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."
Up shit creek without a paddle by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013
paddlepuss
Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.
paddlepuss by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021
Use the Paddles
A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016
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