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powerjacking 

the act of of aggressively masturbating, especially while drunk, in order to achieve orgasm when your reproductive system is still in a refractory period or just unable to climax under normal jacking methods
last night i blew through 4 lines of cocaine, and was powerjacking while playing russian roulette with a gun to my head. it was a rush
powerjacking by BONESAWisREADY October 10, 2012
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Powerjacking 

noun / verb

to "hijack" or "hack" and repurposing power authority to align with objectives

-jack: According to The Writer, the world's largest language consultancy firm, "'-jack' is the '-hack'of 2015 and has now become a respectable business metaphor," says The Writer's Neil Taylor, who's the managing partner there, adding, "We think the suffix '-jack' will make the same leap into the mainstream in 2015." He said has already noticed the suffix, used like the word "hijack", creep into business lingo (newsjacking, trendjacking, clickjacking).
He powerjacking the office bully in order to resolve the conflict effectively and efficiently. office politics organizational politics conflicts resolution
Powerjacking by Angelababy HK October 25, 2015

Powerjacking 

to mark out boundaries of dichotomy between tangible and intangible, and repurposing leaderships power to align with objectives in solving problems.
He powerjacking the sales team to sell his products to existing customers.
Powerjacking by Angelababy HK October 26, 2015

Powerdicking 

Doing all sorts of things with your dick, consecutively and relentlessly
Man, let me tell you about this powerdicking spree I went on yesterday.  First, I woke up and chopped down my wood by cutting a nice hole in a cantelope melon and going to town with it, then I went out side and showed some people my new watch, then my new helicockter, then I shaved my pubes into a mustache leaving two dots for eyes ( birds eye view: :{==D ). Later, I gave a bunch of pubestache rides to a bunch of chicks and finished most of them with a Danza slap because not many of the girls knew who the boss was when I asked. Finally, I finished the day off with a few cock pushups before going to bed, fingers in butts, dicks in butts (FIBDIB).
Powerdicking by Eatdonutz August 3, 2010

Powertasking

Performing just one task at a time, perfectly. The task has been pre-prioritized, initiated with triggers (queues) to re-engage it at a later time if dropped, and performed without distractions and with proper resources. The task falls under the umbrella of "what do I want."
You are powertasking when you have prioritized all tasks on your plate and begin, one task at a time, with the first priority task. As you switch off the task, you create task triggers or queues that allow you to re-engage the task with little effort later. The "switch to" task is in line again with your powertasking priorities list pre-developed before the task switch.
Powertasking by Powertasker January 22, 2009

powerwalking

To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.
Where's the hurry? You're powerwalking away from me!

Look, it's the powerwalker-lady!
powerwalking by Nils H August 10, 2007

Powermasking 

Next-generation face masking supercharged by the combination of cutting edge technology and nurturing natural ingredients to reveal a blindingly radiant and healthy complexion.
Person 1) WOAH - your skin is amazing, what’s your secret?
Person 2) Powermasking, it’s given me the best skin of my life!
Powermasking by Skintechguru April 23, 2020