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Power Tan 

The state of being tanned to the point where you feel that your strength,virility and raw sexual potency have been drastically improved. A true power tan owner is out at every opportunity soaking up much needed rays and if the weather not permitting, is taking advantage of synthetic sources of sunlight.
I went beach sunned it up for a whole day then went to the gym and i was a beast... Do you kno why?

No I have no idea...

Because of my power tan!
Power Tan by jadenator1987 August 2, 2011
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Power tandem 

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.
Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.
Power tandem by Power_tandem April 15, 2010

Power-tanning 

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.
Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.
Power-tanning by simba_j August 9, 2015

Tijuana Tango Powder 

The Tijuana Tango Powder is a white substance known to some law authorities as cocaine. However, the Tijuana stuff is something special. Typically, it has high amounts of baby powder but something is better than nothing especially after 36 margaritas.
Jimmy: Hell yeah h had the tango powder! Is it sketch he was our cab driver though?
Nick: No I trust all my cab drivers especially in Tijuana
*Jimmy rips gator of a Tijuana tango powder*
Jimmy: I think that’s more baby powder than chowder. I’m fucking buckled.

tangy poler 

A Scottish (Dundonian) version of the Adolf Shitler; the act of wiping shit upon someone's upper lip.
"Arlight mate, just gave that sleeping cunt at the bar a tangy poler!"
tangy poler by The Lord Bas December 31, 2020