Poviching

An aggressive and annoying style of argument (based on the majority of arguments that occur on the Maury Povich TV show), in which an individual repeats the same phrase over and over. Meant to simply frustrate the opponent into giving up his/her argument.

Person A: "I really think you just need to look at the facts again... If you did, I think you would change your mi..."
Person B (interrupting): "KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS!"
Person A: "Just listen to what I'm sayi..."
Person B: "KISS MY ASS! KISSSSS MY ASS!"
Person A leaves.

Person C: "Man, Person B is an expert in poviching."

Poviching by FigurinItAllOut February 4, 2010

body policing 

The informal practice of policing one's physical appearance because it does not conform to social norms, or is not deemed appropriate for a particular setting. Personal preference and attraction do not necessarily qualify as body policing.

Yeah, I decided not to hire that woman, her visible body hair and lack of makeup seemed too unprofessional to me.

Hey, man, that's body policing.

body policing by bbear117 October 16, 2012

grief poaching 

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.

When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.

grief poaching by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

poaching eggs 

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.

Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.

poaching eggs by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018

Friend Poaching 

When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.

I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.

Friend Poaching by Jernstar October 1, 2016

Loaf Poaching 

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

Loaf Poaching by sanfred December 14, 2010