a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.
steve - "did you seemicheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"
it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cutmid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
1. shwag
2. dry ass pot that snaps and crackles when you burn it
1. Living in a Mexican border town, one sees a lot of snap crackle pot for sale.
2. I don't fuck with snap crackle pot. I stay rollin up that dank shit.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'