Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.

Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”

by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018

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Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

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Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

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