Post-Bonner
Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”
Post-Bonner by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018
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Post-Traumatic Boner
When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
Post-Traumatic Boner by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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post coma boner by Rutta11 June 22, 2016
Post-traumatic stress boner
Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
Post-traumatic stress boner by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012
Postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013
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