Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.

Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.

by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .

Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.

by WutangDad August 28, 2023