Post Malone'd 

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.

Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.

Post Malone'd by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

Post Malone'd 

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .

Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.

Post Malone'd by WutangDad August 28, 2023

post malone depression 

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.

Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.

post malone depression by savuren January 20, 2021

post-maloned 

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

post maloned 

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

post maloned by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

Post Maloned 

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

Post Maloned by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019