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Poser Man 

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.
William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"
Poser Man by JackLuvell April 20, 2011
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Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.
The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.
The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.
The guy in a group around a fireplace that uses a long metal stick to adjust the position of the log. Commonly found in fireplace videos.
"Hey, I saw someone's hand on the fireplace video!"
"Yeah, that's the poker man"
poker man by Mr. Pie August 27, 2006

Power Man 5000 

A mixture of all available liquor in your parent's liquor cabinet.
Girl:what are you guys drinking?

Man: The Power Man 5000 concoction! Ho!
Power Man 5000 by Triplicate July 29, 2010

sexy man pose 

An internet meme created by the BFFs Battlefield Friends

Sexy Man Pose can be seen as an ironic form of trolling or as an alternative to tea bagging in the first person shooter Battlefield 3.

After killing an opponent the player will lie down next to the corpse of their victim in prone position and change from their side arm to their main weapon creating the sexy man pose.
The gesture produced by sexy man pose resembles that of a reclining catalogue model and can appear to be strangely homoerotic. A whole squad can work the pose arranging themselves around the victim to “…spread out like a bunch of man candy.”
sexy man pose by ZbrushCentral November 5, 2013

man power 

Man power, or sometimes "manpower", refers to the power of one's manhood, i.e. his libido, virility and sexual prowess.
1) Rocco's man power is off the charts! Look at him hammer that ass!

2) Here's a viagra to boost your man power for tonight's gangbang
man power by Ron McD January 11, 2008